i, uh, still have problem… if it’s ok with <shriek> them… over there
Them… the dark carnival in general… it’sthe whole stabbin’ thing again,
Its… see iuh…
I stab people, like everyday folks
Skinny people, any people, i chop out they throats
My stabbin’s are ninja-like with the quickness (hey)
By the time you feel it, i’m like three blocks away
I stabbed the newspaper guy and took his little truck
Now i stab people and drive away, i’m like put-put-put-put-put
I do shows and stab people at the same time, what of it?
I stab barracade security guards in the back of the neck
I love waffle house, i stab people there
They’re so shitty and dumpy they don’t even care
I love stabbin’ people, def leppard, remember them?
Well i cut their fuckin’ drummer’s arm off (you can ask him)lyor cohen, the
President of island,
I’m at a business meeting with him, lookin’ at him, smilin’
I jumped up to stab him, but he kicked my ass
Seventeenth floor, they threw me out through the glass
Can you help me?
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Slice ’em up, slice ’em down
Side to side and all around
They don’t help, they don’t care
Ginsu swingin’ everywhere
Jehovah’s witnesses, i swear man i love ’em
They’re standin’ on the porch knockin’, i waitin’ above ’em
Puncture wound victims right to my door
Come back muthafucker, i’ll stab you some more
One time i was a wrestler, i wrestled the best
I got kicked out though, i had a knife in my spandex
I stabbed tony schiavone, the commentator guy
Before the match i went to shake his hand but i stabbed him in the eye
I stabbed norman smiley in the middle of a match
He was like "what are you doin?", i said "fuckin’ relax"
I stabbed him again and again, i jumped out and ran
Everybody chased me, catch me if you can
I tried stabbin’ my own brother, bad news for my health
He twisted my arm back, i ended up stabbin’ myself
I stab cabbie drivers right through the thick glass
Ginsu, built to last
Can you help me?
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I saved up my money and went and saw the lilith fair
I started stabbin’ lesbians, there was millions of ’em there
I took off my thong and i jumped in the pit
Only there wasn’t any pit, there’s was only me and that was it
But so what, i was throwin’ myself all over the floor
Sarah mclachlan was on stage, i said "you fuckin’ whore"
I met slipknot and i stabbed their ass’
Stabbed ’em all in the face, that’s why they wear masks
My little newspaper truck runs on a tank of blood
I drive with my lights off all through the neighborhood
But it’s so hard to sleep because of the muffler
(brrbbrrbrbrbrrrbbrrbrr) i hate that fucker!
I did a song with three 6 mafia, them guys are the shit
We wnt to their studio and i started rockin’ it
After the session, they all left up out of there
But i stayed behind and stabbed the engineer
Can you help me?
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