Full color cover shot
Self magazine
Where the limos go
People start to scream
Shiny women on a yacht
These are things i ain’t got
None of the above
Top ten well dressed men
Every hair in place
Author, skier, millionaire
Epitome of taste
Always willing, always hot,
All these things i am not
None of the above
I wish i was invisible,
Intelligent or pretty
But i’m none of the above