In 1978
Was in a hotel in notting hill gate
Now in 1992
Staying in a hotel in notting hill gate
Abject
I’m too busy to think
Too busy to work
Just can’t cut it
Married, 2 kids
Married, 2 kids
I pretend to go to work
I pretend to go to work
Got a porta-fax
Aftershave like mustard
Two pints of lager do me in
And the spirit of man
Is a pub i go in
I’m married, 2 kids
Have a peculiar goatish smell
Am a long-winded article
I get livid
Married, 2 kids
Married, 2 kids