Cum on Feel the Noize - Bran Van 3000

Cum on feel the noize, Girls rock your boys. We’ll get wild, wild, wild, Yeah, wild, wild, wild. So you think my singing’s out of time, it makes me money, And I don’t know why, I don’t know why, Oh yeah, yeah… So cum on feel the noize, Girls rock your boys. We’ll get wild, […]

Everywhere - Bran Van 3000

As long as we’re getting a bit technical, I’d like to remind you that most women And children can perceive higher frequencies of sound than most men. Everywhere I see your faces, Everywhere you sing your smile and, Everytime you’re not around, It doesn’t matter, ‘Cause you’re everywhere to me. Everyone you’ve ever known counts […]

Couch Surfer - Bran Van 3000

By sampling the wealth of music and sound effects available on audio fidelity stereo disks you can take a trip around the world without leaving your easy chair. Couch Surfer Together with everything and nothing between us, You are the whole soul goal me you, Universal universal union, Blending in matter, Journeying harmony, journeying harmony. […]

Rainshine - Bran Van 3000

Want some water? No, I think I’m okay. Rainshine. I don’t care how sick you say it’s gonna get, My big ass bubble has not busted yet. Because I feel, I feel fine, I feel fine. Yes I feel, I feel fine, I feel fine. Yes I feel, I feel fine, I feel fine. Yes […]

Drinking in L.A. - Bran Van 3000

Hi, my name is Stereo Mike. Yeah, we got three tickets to the Bran Van concert happening this Monday night at the Pacific Pallisades You can all dial in if you want to answer a couple of questions, namely, what is Todd’s favourite cheese. Jackie just called up and said it was a form of […]

Forest - Bran Van 3000

(International version) It’s not my fault that you lost your way; Your insanity will prevail. It’s not my fault that you lost your way… Nous étions tous en voyage quand un brouillard s’approche, C’est la forêt des regrets amers, des doutes sans rémission. I’m living life in this forest, The shadows and stains; And the […]

Carry On - Bran Van 3000

I’ve been working so, I’ve been working so, I’ve been working so hard. Why you bring me down? Why you bring me down? I’ve been working so hard. You’ll be smooth, I’ll be smoother, Smoother than silk. Let honesty remain my virtue, Motherin’ is my milk. To push strong ’til the end, Because the stress […]

Old School - Bran Van 3000

Listen: This is my special moment to shine in the spotlight, A pretty young thing right here to rock the mic. Rock the mic, Like I know you do it, right? (Yeah!) Rock the mic like you do it all night! Well come on party people with the ha-ha-hoo! We’re breakin’ bum, shaking beats for […]

Afrodiziak - Bran Van 3000

Let’s do it on D. It’s very… interesting… Hip hop love coming at you with a blazing sun, Just like a Bran Van giving you some. Cool. We’ll be the smoothest afrodiziak, We’ll be the coolest afrodiziak, We’ll be the strangest afrodiziak, So why don’t you put the record on and wick wick whack? We’ll […]

Supermodel - Bran Van 3000

Ooh, look at all this company coming round tonight. Even Catherine O’Hara’s come by to say hello. You really wanna know? Well, I’ll tell you, I might have to pour myself another little moonshine… Here we go: It was a sweet and frosty May, In the town of Thunder Bay, When Dale and Wendy Day […]