You Star Man - Bif Naked

He phones to yak and wack wack wack, this irritating boy. Step on a crack to break his back, for he brings to me no joy. He speaks too long i reply in tongues He doesn’t understand. Can he not see i must be free, for me he’s not the man? Dissatisfied, i hear his […]

Vampire - Bif Naked

(from mtv’s "celebrity deathmatch" compilation, track 9) Baby get ready – i’m coming for you, I’m a vampire! I want you – nothing you can do, I’m a vampire! Watch me do my dance for you, I want you – nothing you can do, Baby get ready – i’m coming for you, I’m a vampire! […]

Lifeline - Bif Naked

(from b-side of german "spaceman" single) You live so far away from me, Fate brought you into my world, And then one night Your eyes were burning through my soul, Now i can’t go home anymore… That night you lay there beside me, You whispered softly in my ear, You said that you would always […]

If I - Bif Naked

Have you heard da news, today? I left you in the dust, and that’s where you’ll stay. You never mattered anyway. You don’t really know how to play the game. If i shed my skin, i won’t feel¡­ (if i shed my skin) If i close my eyes, i won’t see you¡­ (if i close […]

Zoinks! - Bif Naked

Last summer in italy, a festival tour, another band asked a milanese journalist what i was like. unbeknownst to them, within earshot of my crew. he says, "oh you know, an angry white fema Uot; what a cop-out! what a lazy answer. strangely, everytime i ever was around any of these press dudes i was […]

You Got The Job - Bif Naked

If smiling raver chubby girls with fragrant barretted blond curls won’t lead you to Stray…you got the job If you don’t mind cigarette smoke or my addiction to diet coke and sex night And day…you got the job If you promise not to make me cry and never ever tell a lie…when i’m on the […]

We’re Assholes - Bif Naked

Ask yourself if you’re an asshole. i’m not being mean or angry. i’m simply asking a question. i guarantee you won’t think so. do you do enough for others? do you give of yoursel? are you sel ? each day, when you wake up, do you smile and stretch and meet the day? yeah right. […]

Test - Bif Naked

Testing¡­ testing¡­ [scrape scrape scrape scrape] hear that? that’s my lip ring. testing¡­ testing¡­ one, two, buckle my shoe¡­ poo poo pee doo¡­

T.v. Baby - Bif Naked

I am a t.v. baby it’s weird when you stop and think about it. "donna martin graduates! donna martin graduates!" totally different head…nanoo nanoo. reeaaaaaaar!! 911! i remember wa G harvey corman the carol brunett show from behind the couch where my parent sat. i was supposed to be in bed. once we were old […]

Stumpy The Mouse - Bif Naked

I had cinderella complex with the boys, And ballet class gave me some poise, I’ve never ever lied to you or said anything that was untrue. I constantly searched for one true god, My icy gaze finally thawed. I sit before you full of ome, In my mouse infested home. One morning i awoke for […]