Snowboarding - Bif Naked

This phallic snowboard beckons my sensuality The silence of the snowfall is playing with my concentration These blasted goggles hinder the shading of this god forsaken run Whipper snappers whipping by Shredding by Carving through my heart They flow as if on water Gorgeous, delicious airs My heart stops as the cartwheels commence I soar […]

Singin - Bif Naked

Singing’s a fine lively hood, the only one i got! Struggled to make the rent sometimes, Since termination of the day job. Kinda weird my work day starts when the sky is cool and black. But i guess i should figure out on what i should fall back. I could take up auto-body and work […]

Rock Star Man - Bif Naked

He phones to yak and wack wack wack, this irritating boy. Step on a crack to break his back, for he brings to me no joy. He speaks too long i reply in tongues He doesn’t understand. Can he not see i must be free, for me he’s not the man? Dissatisfied, i hear his […]

Porno Brainwash - Bif Naked

Pornography is healthy. Pornography is healthy. If you’re healthy, pornography is healthy. If you’re not healthy, nothing is healthy. If you’re healthy, pornography is healthy. If you’re not healthy, nothing is healthy. Pornography is healthy. Pornography is healthy. Pornography is healthy. Pornography is healthy , pornography is healthy. Pornography is healthy. Pornography is healthy. Pornography […]

Poem #357651 - Bif Naked

Second guessing count your blessings look what i’ve become! Sit and wallow thank god i swallow gosh what have i done? Baby jane puttin’ blame on every man she meets. Stop being a victim, just delete them and i mean toute suite! Navy sweater, yup, he’ll get her ar-ti-cul-a-tion. Wanna see where she bit me […]

Obsessed With Childhood - Bif Naked

I have to tell you i am obsessed with my childhood. i never pooped. i’m serious, i hated pooing, i never did it. i refused to poo as child. mostly, i couldn’t. it wasn’t meat loaf, it w T chicken and rice, it wasn’t six hot-dogs at lunch with kraft dinner on top, it wasn’t […]

No Me Drink - Bif Naked

No me drink, no me a-smoke On your hate everyday i choke No me frown, no me smile Yes emptiness is a style No me kick, no me scream In these lines you read between No me hurt, no me hate Anger always comes too late No me strike, no me bite Walk on lotus […]

My Satan Poem - Bif Naked

Satan shows up on tv every sunday morning I would have kissed her once again but i found her rather boring To listen to his messages Is like licking razor blades Seems like every time i play my hand shits commn’ up in spades My clothing’s nothing buy miss~matched As you can see i broke […]

Metal Queen - Bif Naked

metal queen i’ve never been Or a punker chick Often heard but never seen and dated mostly dicks Angry white female’s a term You should say for your mothers I’d be sleeping the whole tour If i had my brothers I don’t party i’m not down with bull-shit anymore Too many times i came to […]

Isabelle - Bif Naked

Me and nina were just kinda of walking around, you know? it smelled like wet leaves, felt like autumn, my favourite time of year. even though it was january. we went into this antique store. S lost looking at all the lace pillowcases and selling the, the pearl collars with my finger tips. nina said […]