High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds, There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly. Not much to say when you’re high above the mucky-muck. Yeah, yeah. Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy, won’t you take me far away from the mucky-muck man? [spoken] Now it’s time for me to tell you […]
[spoken] This is the greatest and best song in the world… Tribute. Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here, we was hitchhikin’ down a long and lonesome road. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon… in the middle… of the road. And he said: [sung] "Play the best song in the […]
The road is fuckin’ hard, The road is fuckin’ tough-ah, There’s no question that-eh It is rough, rough stuff. It’s the fuckin’ road my friend But it’s the only road I know. When I’m lunchin’ on a tasty boosh Right after the show. You g-go go go! The road is fuckin’ hard, It’s also really […]
[Dave Grohl (spoken):] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6-6-6! [sung] It doesn’t matter if it is good, It only matters if it rocks. The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off. There’s no such thing as a rock prodigy, ‘Cause rock ‘n roll is bogus, right KG? (right!) Only thing that […]
Lee - Tenacious D
Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee, We’re talkin’ fuckin’ Lee. I had a friend named Lee, He cast a spell a spell on me. If me and Lee and KG could be three, Flyin’ free Tenaciously, Skinny-dippin’ in a sea of Lee, I’d propose on bended knee To […]
Last week, Kyle quit the band, Now we’re back together, uh. Misunderstanding, didn’t understand. It doesn’t matter, now we’re back together again. A-la la la la la. Couldn’t split up Kato and Nash. (that’s true) Couldn’t split up Tango and Cash. That’s also true! This is our song of exultant joy because We only came […]
Karate - Tenacious D
With karate I’ll kick your ass Here to Tiennamen Square. Oh yeah, muthafucka, I’m ‘onna kick your fuckin’ derriere. You broke the rules, Now I’ll pull out all your pubic hair, You muthafucka. You muthafucka. Kyle betrayed me And then he lied tried to hide And I died deep inside And you know the reason […]
This is a song for the ladies but fellas… listen closely You don’t have to fuck her hard in fact sometimes that’s not right to do.. Sometimes u got to make some love and fuckin give her some smooches too.. Sometimes you got to squeeze.. Sometiems you got to say "Please".. Sometimes you gotta say […]
Friendship is rare, Do you know what I’m sayin’ to you? Friendship is rare. My derriere, When you find out much later That they don’t really care. It’s rare to me, can’t you see? It’s rare to me, can’t you see? Oh shit there’s a bear, Could you hand me that shotgun buddy, Also that […]
Climb upon my faithful steed, Then we gonna ride, gonna smoke some weed. Climb upon my big-ass steed, And ride, ride, ride. Eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee, What’s the name of the song, Explosivo! Don’t know what it’s about, But it’s good to go. What’s the name of my girlfriend I don’t know, But she’s built like the shit […]
