I’ve seen them out at soco They’re pounding sixteen penny nails The truckers on the interstate Have been known to ride the rails The sweat is beating on the brow Can’t keep these fellas down ’cause those damned blue-collared tweekers Are runnin’ this here town I knew a man who hung drywall He hung it […]
"who’s this guitar-playing sonsa bitch?", is a question common asked. On his head a bucket of chicken bones, on his face a plaster mask. He’s the bastard son of a preacher man, on the town he left a stain. They made him live in a chicken house to try to and hide the shame. He […]
I’m going down to south park, gonna have myself a time. Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation. Going down to south park, gonna leave my woes behind. Ample parking day or night, people shouting "howdy neighbor!" Heading on out to south park, gonna see if i can’t unwind. I like girls with big vaginas, […]
Sgt. baker is my name I’m gonna teach you how to play the game Of warfare Suddenly it appears to me You got a bit much dignity For your own good, boy Yes sir, yes sir. I will rape your personality Pummel you with my own philosophy Strip you of your self-integrity To make you […]
When the going gets tough And the stomach acids flow The cold wind of conformity Is nipping at your nose When some trendy new atrocity Has brought you to your knees Come with us we’ll sail the Seas of cheese
I ain’t one for poetry, aint’ one for prose. ain’t one for the scent of a sping-time rose. But the is one face that i do know, i sure get a kick out of that beavis and butt-head show. Other day i turn my tv on, and guess what i do see? Two crazy-ass cartoon […]
In 1986, the university of californa at davis Saw two of its all-time brightest stars, Dr. alphonse mephisto and dr. arnie abesacraben. Dr. mephisto worked hard towards his thesis – his goal Was to genetically duplicate the dna structure of asparagus, So that all asparagus would grow to the same girth and length, Giving asparagus […]
Jerry was a race car driver And he drove so goddamned fast He never did win no checkered flag But he never did come in last Jerry was a race car driver He’d say "el solo number one" With a bocephus sticker On his 442 he’d light ’em up Just for fun Captain pierce was […]
