The Mr2 Song - Jude

Mr2 I can picture me and you In an mr2 We could go head to the prom It would be the bomb, Mr2. Mr2 I see us in an mr2 Mr2 Rhymes, i got a few. The color’s bright and yellow But we’d rock a groovy mellow Mr2! Mr2! Toyota makes an mr2 Mr2 I […]

That’s My Maria - Jude

The not-so-pretty princess was the clown of her class She made funny faces when they wouldn’t let her pass There was danger of dying at every turn Don’t get caught crying was all that she learned And the not-so- pretty princess was the queen of her room And the world was in her closest while […]

My Name Is Death - Jude

I’m right behind you Here i come Let me remind you You’re on the run My name is death Come taste my peppermint-laced breath Come to the party The price is free You’ll see no purses Hanging on the fond ladies (muffled lyrics) My name is death Come taste my peppermint-laced breath My name is […]

Homerun Hilary - Jude

You’re picture was in the news A piece of paper my friends have burned but it refused And though you wore a smile The muscles that you flexed too much looked tired after a while And you always forced your style I wrote you love notes I pulled you from fights I even dug moats […]

Heart – Shaped Box - Jude

She eyes me like a pisces when i am weak I’ve been locked inside your heart-shaped box for a week I was drawn into your magnet tar pit trap I wish i could eat your cancer when you turn back Hey Wait I’ve got a new conplaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice Hate […]

Doctor Evil - Jude

Once in every age a man Is thrust upon the stage, a plan Contained within the pages of his mind Now the way the world has changed It clearly needs a rearranging So i claim this destiny as mine As a boy i recall Being brilliant but small I was told i was less than […]

Come On Down To Cuba - Jude

Babe i’m leaving the country You know i just gotta go This record company bull-shit They break my heart, they rape my soul And they’re only after the dollar And they’re dollars, they’re dollars They’re house in the hills I’m gonna break free of this saccharine sunshine Go my way to where the blood can […]

Bye Bye - Jude

Well i wrote my girl a letter and i sent the thing federal express Yeah i wrote my babe a letter and i sent the thing federal express I sent it straight down to hell now ¡®cuz that’s my baby’s address. I sat down to write it but for words i was at a loss […]

Bluebird - Jude

Lullaby of bird land that’s what i always hear when you sigh Never in my wordland could there be words to reveal in a phrase how i feel But have you ever seen two turtledoves bill and coo when they love That’s the kind of magic music will make with our lips when we kiss […]

The Asshole Song - Jude

Your eyes are all wet now You know that i’m lying I swear i was only protecting your heart But there are some reasons And also some pictures Which if you saw they would rip you apart And i won’t watch you cry Goodbye, i’m an asshole I’m almost a tall guy And fairly good […]