Enviro Girl - Corky And The Juice Pigs
I’ll buy you an electric car So we can go out and look at the stars some time I’ll adopt a third world family And we can send them letters at christmas time I’ll give up meat Give up meat? Are you crazy? Maybe not, but i won’t eat it in front of you We […]
Janitor - Corky And The Juice Pigs
He lives down by the furnace Janitor, janitor And he makes the young kids nervous Janitor, janitor He tells everybody to call him tony But he smells like oil, and his ass is bony Janitor, janitor He’s got a lot of charms Janitor, janitor Like the prison tattoos on his arms Janitor, janitor He cleans […]
Rabies - Corky And The Juice Pigs
Somethin’ strange is a’happenin’ here My baby’s actin’ mighty queer I picked her up to go to the show We sat back in the very last row I went out to buy some coke And when i got back my courage broke She was chewin’ the seats and her mouth was foamin’ And her hair […]
Freaks - Corky And The Juice Pigs
Well, my mother was a mule And my father was a squirrel My sister’s a boy, And i am a girl Circus freaks (repeat 1) Yeah! Circus freaks (repeat 1) My mother was a bearded women And my father was a bearded man, He never made much money. Circus freaks (repeat 1) Yeah! Circus freaks […]
Pants - Corky And The Juice Pigs
There’s a power within me There’s an empire down below Where energy and miracles Are free and often flow So come on everyody now Men, women, young and old I can feel your pain If you touch my pants My pants love you, My pants need you, My pants want you in the middle of […]
Americans - Corky And The Juice Pigs
We are americans. We are americans, oh yeah! We carry great big guns ’cause we are americans! Oh yeah! We’re strong (we’re strong!) And we’re free (we’re free!) We are coke, we are pepsi ’cause we are americans We are americans. What we’d like to do for you right now, is a short history of […]
Suzanne - Corky And The Juice Pigs
And now we’d like to do a tribute to a very talented songwriter, singer, dancer, juggler, skateboarder, ice cream saleswoman, nazi hunter, fugitive logger, cakemaker, cat owner, dog worshipper, Ge stuffer, mushroom licker and toadstool. this is our tribute to the very lovely and talented suzanne vega. (knocking) Come in. A small boy comes walking […]
Captain Greg - Corky And The Juice Pigs
Hey captain greg! tell us about the time you fought the pirates of spain! Aw gee, you kids don’t want to hear that story again, do you? Oh yes we do! Oh no you don’t. Oh yes we do! Oh no you don’t! Please, captain greg? Well only if you promise to let me practice […]
When The Moon - Corky And The Juice Pigs
When the moon rises over the meadow And the grass is glistening with the dew I’ll come home and find you softly sleeping And i’ll throw up and i’ll pass out next to you. When the moon rolls through the darkness And the birds have all gone up to their beds I’ll be down at […]
Miners - Corky And The Juice Pigs
Down in the mine it’s dark and it’s damp Your legs will be bent and your buttocks will cramp Dust will get into your eyes and your pants And make your underwear filthy. Hail the miner! Hail the miner! Hail the miner! Hail the miner! Down in the mine it’s dark as a night Our […]
