Dick Of Death - Wish I'd Taken Pictures

When i met him he was nice enough For a shot man trying to act real tough in a bar That kind of attitude won’t get you very far His shirt was open and i saw his chest A salt-and-pepper, soft and furry mess You know how that turns me on Then he took my […]

I Really Wanted You - Wish I'd Taken Pictures

I heard you’re getting married It seemed inevitable to me Cause i was with you the night you met her She had you hooked instantly At the very first i thought it wouldn’t last too long Pretty soon i realized my estimate was wrong Well i guess it’s kinda late now To say what you […]

Vanilla - Wish I'd Taken Pictures

I’ll do you sexual favors But i’m not into those sexual flavors Sometimes i wish i was braver I’m vanilla I know about ropes and whips Handcuffs and nipple clips That’s something i’m gonna skip I’m vanilla If i really get into you Maybe i’ll sing a different tune But i´m timid, i’m telling you […]

Horny In The Morning - Wish I'd Taken Pictures

Woke up with a morning woody Could not keep my hands off my goodies Alone in bed another day I guess that’s the price you pay Cause late is when the bars get hopping By them i’m tired out and dropping Want a guy on the horizon When the sun comes up, that’s when i’m […]