Who Knew - The Marshall Mathers LP

I never knew I.. I never knew I.. Mic check one-two I never knew I.. Who woulda knew? I never knew I.. Who’da known? I never knew I.. Fuck what a story I never knew I.. Motherfucker comes out I never knew I.. and sells a couple of million records I never knew I.. And […]

Under The Infulence - The Marshall Mathers LP

[Eminem] Translation So you can suck my dick if you don’t like my shit Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick ha ha! Two pills I pop ’til my pupils swell up like two pennies I’m Clint Eastwood in his mid twenties A young ass man with a trash can […]

The Way I Am - The Marshall Mathers LP

Whatever Dre just let it run Ay yo turn the beat up a little bit Ay yo this song is for anyone Fuck it just shut up and listen Ay yo I sit back with this pack of zigzags And this bag of this weed It gives me the shit needed to be The most […]

The Real Slim Shady - The Marshall Mathers LP

May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We’re going to have a problem here c (Verse 1) Ya’ll act like you never seen a white person before jaws all on the floor […]

The Kids - The Marshall Mathers LP

[Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman) And everyone should get along.. Okay children quiet down, quiet down Children I’d like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day His name is Mr. Shady Children quiet down please Brian don’t throw that (SHUT UP!) Mr. Shady will be your new substitute while Mr. Kaniff is out with […]

Steve Berman - The Marshall Mathers LP

Eminem: Hey! Steve: Hey Em what’s up? Eminem: Steve Berman what’s goin’ on man? Hoow you doin’? Good to see you again what’s up? Steve: Em could you come here and have a seat please? Eminem: Umm yeah what’s? Steve: Vannessa shut the door Vaness: Okay Eminem: So what’s up? How’s orders looking for the […]

Stan - The Marshall Mathers LP

Chorus: Dido My tea’s gone cold I’m wondering why I.. got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window.. and I can’t see at all And even if I could it’ll all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it’s not so bad, it’s not so […]

Remember Me? - The Marshall Mathers LP

(RBX) Remember me? ("There be executions") Remember me? ("I have no remorse") Remember me? ("I’m high, WOW!") Remember me? ("I drop bombs like Hiroshima") For this, why it’s the X, you retarded? ‘Cause I grab the mic and get down, like syndrome Hide in Rome and to the masses, without boundaries Whice qualifies me for […]

Public Service Announceme - The Marshall Mathers LP

[Announcer](Eminem) This is another public service announcement Brought to you in part by Slim Shady (Tell ’em I don’t give a fuck) Slim Shady does not give a fuck what you think (Tell ’em to suck it) If you don’t like it you can suck his fucking cock (Tell ’em they kissed my ass) Little […]

Paul (Skit) - The Marshall Mathers LP

Em, what’s goin’ on, it’s Paul, Eh. Dre gave me a copy – of the new album, …. and I just. (Sigh) Fuck it. (Hangs up Phone)