One, two, three, four One, two, three, four We’re the chipmunks, hear us roar We’re the chipmunks, hear us roar Sound off, chipmunks Sound off, chipmunks One, two, three, four One, two, three, four One, two, three, four One, two, three, four One, two, three, four D’you have a good time tonight, boys? Yep, we […]
In the pub, about seven thirty Mother makes sure that his face ain’t dirty Him and mother go everywhere Holds her hand without a care Lived with mother for fourty years The neighbourhood said that he must be queer Normal folk just ain’t like that Glad he can’t hear behind his back When mother dies, […]
I used to work nights with my dad It was the best job i ever had Until some blokes on their bikes came through Said "come on down to youth, brother, see what’s new" Well come on, come on, come on, let’s have some fun tonight Went to the dance like they said i should […]
Oooo i didnt talk too much, in fact not at all But to ask for the price i was to be no fool, Moneys no time to waste or to shoot up the wall Yyou got the know how, the place did you take media school She led the way from the alley back to […]
Well there’s a man i know At least i used to years ago I didn’t really mind He used to come ’round all the time Of course he had to be fed I had to give him a bed He used to kip on my sofa They used to call him a loafer I’ve heard […]
Nice man george, newsagent on the corner, Not very rich, but never any poorer, Jaunty old george, a happy sixty-three, Not very tall, but healthier than me. He whistles timeless tunes as he saunters down the street, Springs in his legs and elastic in his feet. But in the middle of the night, He steals […]
Uuhhhhhhhh whats the time Attention! Raaaahhh…. Bridges, Sharkey, Nutlee, Jackson, Thompson (mother!) Well as you can see we’ve got a new recruit to this land of hope and glory, Hands behind backs and legs apart and tell us all your unfortunate story… Who me guv Yes you sahhh I was an innocent man ’till someone […]
Everything that i tell you, girl, every word that you hear Every little whisper, let me make myself clear There ain’t no lies to deceive you, i love you too much for that Every word that i say is true, you can believe me on that My friends tell me jealous lies Now i’m getting […]
