“does this excite you? think about it! does it not stagger the imagination? No builder on earth can concieve any structure to compare to the mansions Above. won’t that be something when you go to live in your own mansion? There’ll be no concern about paying for it, it’s already taken care of. There’ll be […]
Jump outta bed, and i head for the grapenuts, Eat ’em quick, or they soggy, and that sucks, Try to find a clean pair of socks, and a shirt, Still sport the same drawers, even though they hurt. In the fridge there’s a faygo, it tastes ill, Cuz it’s fatter that a bitch on a […]
"this one goes out to the ninjas that’s been down since carnival of carnage. Naw, fuck that. since dog beats. naw fuck that, since basement cuts, mutha Fucka!" How long will the juggalos be down wit’ me? How long till they forget me? check it out, What if i grew another fuckin’ head? And his […]
"give god the first portion of your income, say that with me." "give god the first portion of your income." "give it first! not after the deducts. not after the social security, and The hospitalization, and the malnutrition. not after all these things on ya Check, ya say ‘i’m a give god a little what’s […]
Voice of host: Lets meet contestant number one he’s a skitzophranic serial killa klown who says women love his sexy smile lets see if his charm will work on sharon sharon, whats your question for number 1? Sharon: Number 1, I belive first impressions last forever if u were to eat dinner with me and […]
The beast lives, out of the raging storm, in the dead of night. the ravenous, blood-sick creature, searches for it’s sacrifice. through the hideous darkness, it lurches. driven by death itself. The satisfaction of slaughter will cause it to return to the darkness from which it came. *chorus* boys and girls, it’s nighty-night time. happy […]
"hey there, do ya like excitement?" "yeah." "do ya like suspense?" "uh-huh." "do you like nel carter?" "tst-no." "good, cuz you won’t find her here, this is the house of horrors. and for You it’s absolutely free, step right in." "thanks." "say no more stupid-ass, your breath says enough." Hello? It’s so dark. Don’t lose […]
(vocal ad lib) What is a juggalo? Lemme think for a second. (well?) Oh, he gets butt naked. And then he walks through the street winkin’ at freaks, Wit a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks! What is a juggalo? He just don’t care. He might try to put a weave in his nut hair. Cuz […]
I’m still here..under the moon. I was just a child but you seemed like so much more. The way you would approach me and drift across the floor, I’d see you in the hall and you’d kiss me with a smile. I never understood it was i even worth your while? The other kids at […]
ticket please, thanks, walk through the doors, Into the halls of illusion and visit yours, To see what could’ve, and should’ve, and would’ve been real, But you had to fuck up the whole deal. Let’s take a walk down the hallway, It’s a long way, it takes all day, And when we get to the […]
