Have mercy, uh The exodus has begun (the exodus has begun!) Have mercy, uh The exodus has begun Now these are the names of the new power generation (these are the names) The funkiest suckers of the new gold nation Polyvinyl acetate, new power soul Guaranteed 2 stick 2 the roof of your oldsmobile muthafucka […]
Ha ha ha ha ha This is the way we make the rain, make the rain, make the rain Ha ha ha ha ha Hey y’all, where’s my soup at? Ha ha ha ha ha Coming
U like the food here? (yeah) Good, huh? (it’s alright) Try the canolli, it’s fabulous (i’m kinda full, alright) Mmm U gonna eat that meatball there? U, u just gonna let it… Maybe girl made some food out here Here, give it 2 me U’re not gonna eat it (at least not now) Mmm, let’s […]
Move nigga! What?! Nigga, take your big edsel drivin’ ass on fool get your ass whipped out here Talkin’ shit (ha ha ha, u hear that shit there?) Broke ass motherfucker! Naw man (now u) Oh, he called us broke!
(fighting broke out overnight between rival factions along the israeli-syrian border) Mmm, ahh, ahh (initial reports claim israeli jet fighters bombed a guerilla base) (killing at least 49 soldiers and 13 civilians) Mmmm Ahh, please honey, let’s just stop 4 a minute (damage 2 the base is said 2 be heavy) Uh, i just can’t […]
Oh, ladies night at the club y’all Again! When they gonna have some live music down there? U mean when they gonna have some chicken down there? Get in y’all, hurry up! Who’s the dj 2 night? Who knows, we’ll see when we get there Let’s go! Record-scratchin’ bastard’s gonna get his ass whooped, whoever […]
{crowd noise} Ahh yeah Oww! Hit me band! Oww! (hey, hey) Hit me band! (yep) From out of nowhere so they came Smellin’ like a dozen cans of wet magic shave (what’s that funky smell?) Some fool in a red mask totin’ a one-eyed bass Pulled it out, stuck it up the police officer’s face […]
Yo sonny? Sonny? Uhhh, what.. what? Wake up man, we late man, we late 4 rehearsals, come on Man, alright man I dreamed man that u were there and the whole band was there… Come on man, we’re late again man, come on now Man, ooh, shit I don’t know what happened, it don’t make […]
New power generation Is this paisley park? No, this is not that record company This is n.p.g. records Are u conducting a talent search? Yes, that’s true We are conducting a worldwide talent search What are u looking 4? What are we looking 4? Yes Well, first and foremost, u have 2 get free Free? […]
Meanwhile, somewhere in outer space Photelic drive stable at this time, ha ha U havn’t even seen tommy, have ya? (no) A million 2 hundred million kilowatts per second captain Yes, ensign elm I will be taking a weekend furlough down in the.. What, that’s not fast enough, we have 2 get up 2 4 […]
