She’s A Girl And I’m A Man - Don't Get Weird On Me Babe

She said she didn’t understand and so she guessed he was deep She swore he’d never been to college and was too tall to be So as she led him to the slaughter thinking she’d be laughing last Now the lady in the question is his better half She’s gotta be the stupidest girl i’ve […]

The One You Never Had - Don't Get Weird On Me Babe

Well i don’t know but i’ve been told and Seen what you’ve left behind And i don’t know if i like what i see When it’s knocking at my door And you don’t know if you’re laughing or crying And i don’t know if i care ’cause i know right here I’ve got me something […]

Pay For It - Don't Get Weird On Me Babe

Strange to see you babe, ain’t nothing down here free Did you lose your ticket, hope you weren’t looking for me Now i’m still wearing the scars i got from being your fool You messed me up pretty good babe i didn’t mean to rule you Remember when i first saw you babe you were […]

To The Lions - Don't Get Weird On Me Babe

I lost my girl on monday Looking for some sympathy I went to church directly The lord was not there for me Didn’t go to work on tuesday Got to drinking around noon I lost my heart to a mean bartender She knocked me off my stool Now the world’s spinning round too fast lord […]

Weeping Wine - Don't Get Weird On Me Babe

If every lover that you’d ever known Could turn around would you take one Or would you really rather be alone And full of wrath and when you might please Well i don’t know babe if you ever have been told But you’re a tough one to play for I tried to be what you […]

Tell Your Sister - Don't Get Weird On Me Babe

I’ve got a little piece of paper with your name written on it Got a head full of attitude and nowhere to put it Tell me why don’t you come down to rue morgue avenue Why don’t you come down Soil your pretty feet on the dirty ground of rue morgue avenue Well there’s a […]

What He Doesn’t Know - Don't Get Weird On Me Babe

If i told you that i’d never really cared And if i told you that i’d never cried you’d know that i lied You’d know i lied And if i told you that i’d found somebody new It wouldn’t make it any easier and what he doesn’t know Won’t hurt at all You know just […]

Man Enough - Don't Get Weird On Me Babe

Now that the low life has no meaning ’cause you’ve been there, now you’re gone But your heart won’t keep from cheating It’s stringing you along Stranger to me, well what’s the lowdown Are you man enough to pray For a better way of living I believe i’ve lost my way Oh may, could you […]

Half Of Everything - Don't Get Weird On Me Babe

You walk in my house with her lipstick over your face You tell me you got news for me well, do you think i can’t see straight? Do you think i can’t recognize her perfume on your clothes You tell me you got news for me well, i don’t need to be told Let me […]

Margo’s Waltz - Don't Get Weird On Me Babe

She said don’t worry baby I’ll do my own crying I’m a big girl now Now i’m gonna be okay Yes i’ll find a new way of living You know i will And you lie there without sleeping And you stare at your wall And you realize you’re not weeping You don’t need her anymore […]