You don’t know me, i don’t know you, we’re like strangers coming out of the blue, we call each other by different names, my name is tarzan baby, your’s could be jane, looks like rain, i think th Ould be snow, these days somehow you just never know, the weather bureau are finding it hard, […]
I do my best to please you You know i would never leave you Or would i ever let you down Whenever we era parted I get so broken-hearted However silly that may sound I think you’re something special That’s why i would like to settle Once end for all this silly feud You say […]
You better not say what you’re thinking That’s if you don’t want a slap. Tell the mrs. she looks gorgeous and don’t for god’s sake, don’t do that. Must admit i’m tired of hearing rude remarks about my hair. Sure it’s long but so’s your nose, cut yours and i’ll cut mine. I swear. Catching […]
There’s never been a time like this before Cos when i’m not with you like is such a bore Now if i feel lonely or i fool blue I’ll know it’s because of you. You always tell me things that i want to know Yet when you went away you never told me 50 Now […]
I’m doing something i don’t understand What i am doing, although i have planned Out everything yesterday morning I saw you walk by my front door is blue How about you Coming around to see me in the spring Mattress on my bed, there’s one sheet missing Since last july, i don’t know why I […]
Now i’m not, i repeat not anyway a prude But the sight of two people cavorting on stage Doing what can only be termed a natural act Is unless you wear a raincoat only good for a laugh As a rule, i never smoke while on duty It just isn’t on do i make myself […]
I don’t mind you calling round on me Cos i like your company Anytime you want to baby please don’t feel obliged to telephone Call in any time your Lonely and in need of someone To love and comfort you I promise to faithfully do Lust that and much more if you let me Cos […]
I have not a girl that’s mine I have not a friend I have not got a place to live Indeed it seems the end But it ain’t for me As i’ve got myself which matters most Throughout the life i lead I have not a penny in my pocket and if soon I should […]
Congratulations everyone and two and three and four You’ve really made my day for me So here’s what i’ve in store An ounce of tea that will if we Stir well turn into glue, Should mr. and mrs. regards Send theirs with love to you. Now jonathan’s a king you see But then to some […]
If i ask you politely What it is your going to be When you grow up you tall me A woman Came to see me yesterday, In the merry month of september I took a trip to see All the things i was going to be A famous movie star With a two hundred foot […]
